Aqua Buddha
Aqua Buddha is hopefully a make-believe deity whom a woman claims Rand Paul, candidate for U.S. Senate in Kentucky, forced her to worship.
“They told me their god was ‘Aqua Buddha’ and that I needed to bow down and worship him,” the woman recalls. “They blindfolded me and made me bow down to ‘Aqua Buddha’ in the creek. I had to say, ‘I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.’
Further reading: GQ
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moneyries reblogged this from jargology and added:
I’m in awe of the idea of Rand Paul, Fratbro, forcing some poor girl to worship the “Aqua Buddha.”
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