Jargology

Aqua Buddha is hopefully a make-believe deity whom a woman claims Rand Paul, candidate for U.S. Senate in Kentucky, forced her to worship. 

“They told me their god was ‘Aqua Buddha’ and that I needed to bow down and worship him,” the woman recalls. “They blindfolded me and made me bow down to ‘Aqua Buddha’ in the creek. I had to say, ‘I worship you Aqua Buddha, I worship you.’

Further reading: GQ