Jargology

Humans who believe that it’s natural to squat while one poops are Squat Evangelists.

According to Bockus’s Gastroenterology, a standard medical text from 1964, “the ideal posture for defecation is the squatting position, with the thighs fixed upon the abdomen.”

Modern-day squat evangelists make money off the claim that a “more natural” posture wards off all sorts of health problems, from Crohn’s disease to colon cancer.

Further reading: Slate, Gawker

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