November 2010
4 posts
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Mystery Missile
A plane, or perhaps actually a rogue missile, was caught on camera by a helicopter crew this week and everybody’s a bit wee wee’d up. Forget all that. This is a real exciting band name for anyone willing to go metallic with their costume elements!
Probable genre: Dance-punk
You know what’s a creepy phrase? “Mystery Missile.” It’s trending on Google today,...
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Fantastic Dolls
Somehow, at least according to a brief search on MySpace, the band name ‘Fantastic Dolls’ is still available for the taking. Grab it now and you’ll be opening for your idols the New York Dolls in less than a week.
Probable Genre: Glam metal
His nanny was an openly gay man who, in keeping with Indonesia’s relaxed attitudes toward homosexuality, carried on an affair with a local...
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Ruby the Heartbreaker
The perfect name for any glamorous, up-and-coming youthful singer/songwriter with a Moroccan sensibility. Must be willing to travel. And sleep with elderly politicians. That too.
Probable Genre: Moroccan Belly Jazz
This time he is alleged to have invited a prostitute, Karima el-Mahroug—better known as Ruby the Heartbreaker, and who was 17 at the time—to at least two parties at his villa near...
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Bunga Bunga
If you someday find yourself in an enthusiastic group of four bisexual electro-dance queens from the Bronx, going over your debut set list three days before your first show and you’ve yet to name yourselves, may I recommend “Bunga Bunga.”
Probable Genre: Glitter Rock
If Silvio Berlusconi were anyone else, he’d surely be in rehab by now. But the viral leader of Italy...